I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
