after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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