Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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