We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
