i don't want you to think of me as your TA
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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