YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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