just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
