Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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