i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It's official drugs can't kill me
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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