32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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