I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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