I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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