But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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