You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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