This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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