I heard we made out
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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