I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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