Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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