told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
