listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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