Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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