idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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