I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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