im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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