Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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