would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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