I heard we made out
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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