Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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