stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Threesome in a minivan. New low
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
