Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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