OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You may now shotgun with the bride
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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