somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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