so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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