just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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