Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Drake has all the answers
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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