Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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