Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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