I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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