At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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