how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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