Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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