Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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