This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Randomize
