why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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