do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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