Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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