walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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