no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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