we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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