thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
